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I'm a mom...of a baby bot
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"Every time you get up,
"& get back in the race;
"1 more small piece of you,
"Starts to fall into place."
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Sometimes fear....has the appropriate response - from the newest Tim Burton movie "9"
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Usa: -mumbles sleepily: I will never eat any of your fries Mr. S while you sit on your rape throne....-
Star: OAo...The slag...
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"wat u hugging me for"
"he told me to.."
"get away from me!"
"get away"
"noo.. u like it"
let me tell something to u:
i know size can be daunting........but dont be afraid...i love you!!!
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"wat u hugging me for"
"he told me to.."
"get away from me!"
"get away"
"noo.. u like it"
let me tell something to u:
i know size can be daunting........but dont be afraid...i love you!!!
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"wat u hugging me for"
"he told me to.."
"get away from me!"
"get away"
"noo.. u like it"
let me tell something to u:
i know size can be daunting........but dont be afraid...i love you!!!
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"Every time you get up,
"& get back in the race;
"1 more small piece of you,
"Starts to fall into place."
--
"wat u hugging me for"
"he told me to.."
"get away from me!"
"get away"
"noo.. u like it"
let me tell something to u:
i know size can be daunting........but dont be afraid...i love you!!!
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